This track is a sweeping, poetic retelling of biblical history — irreverent, clever, and rich with metaphor. From Eden to Babel, it traces humanity’s missteps with biting wordplay and lyrical irony. The refrain “Man wasn’t really that bright / Until an apple went to his head” sets the tone: a commentary on pride, consequence, and the long wait for redemption. With lines like “Needed a crutch but got a Cain,” it blends theology with dark humor, making ancient stories feel raw and relevant. It’s myth, critique, and prophecy rolled into one.